I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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