I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
This toilet bowl is my home.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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