i just wanna soil my oats bro
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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