I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
try to milk me bitch
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