I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The adults are the big ones right?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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