they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She told me I should be a condom model.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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