We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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