so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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