Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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