I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
