I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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