he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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