Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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