How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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