There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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