ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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