I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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