So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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