once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
