next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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