And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
