Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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