Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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