So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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