You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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