Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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