what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
did i walk over a car last night?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Randomize
