I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Randomize
