we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
