My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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