Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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