lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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