Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
