the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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