If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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