Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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