so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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