i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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