It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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