we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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