They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
honey bunches of taint.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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