she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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