Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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