idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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