we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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