We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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