She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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