Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Let's paint friendship bongs
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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