Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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