btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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