That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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