The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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